Beautiful Quotes
Beautiful Quotes
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
Where did you get the pants you are wearing from?: I’m not wearing any :P
Do you find smoking unattractive?: Pot. Cigarettes dont bug me anymore
Have your parents ever searched your personal belongings?: Yup… They didnt find what I was hoping they wouldnt ;D
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?: Yup
Is there someone you’ll never forget?: More than one
Do you miss someone right now?: Very much
Last time you were on the phone?: For work, so at least 3 days ago
Do you get distracted easily?: Nope
Have your parents ever caught you drinking?: I drank at my cousin’s wedding lol
Do you think flirting is cheating?: Nah
Do you hate the last girl, other than family, you had a conversation with?: No. I love her like the sister I don’t have
Who was the last person you sat next to in a car with?: My boss’s girlfriend ;P
Is your room messy or clean?: Looks clean enough to me xP
Do you drink tea?: No
Wish you could be somewhere else right now?: Yup
What are you listening to right now?: The heater
Where did you get your last bruise from?: Probably grappling
Are you looking forward to anything?: Tomorrow
When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?: Every fucking day
Who’s house where you last at?: Mine?
When someone says ‘we need to talk’, what do you think:: Oh shit
Tell me what’s on your mind?: …I can’t…
Will you be in bed before 11 tonight?: It’s almost 3 AM
Do you have a good relationship with your parents?: I guess
How much money did you spend today?: None surprisingly
Can you see a cat from where you’re sitting?: At my feet
Who was your last text from?: Dakota
What was the last bad thing that happened to your phone?: Dropped it and it said the SD card came out when it didn’t
What’s been upsetting you lately?: What’s on my mind
Is there anyone getting on your nerves at the moment?: Yup
Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?: Yes
Last place you fell asleep other than a bed?: Cuddled up in the tiny ass cab of my truck with Daisy xD
Does it take a lot to make you cry?: Yes
Do you have a dog?: You could call it that
Do you find smoking unattractive?: No
Do you like to wear pants.: Depends on where I am and who I’m with
How many people do you trust fully?: Like 3
When you’re bored in class, what do you usually do?: Zone out
What’s your favorite color out of these five? Green, Yellow, Blue, Pink, : Blue
What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?: I didnt say anything
Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday? : Hell no
Ever like someone older than you? : Nope. Theyre always younger
What’s your favorite amusement park? : Theyre all gay so…
Are you cold at this very moment? : I like the cold
Do you prefer people who talk a lot or are quiet? : People who talk. I’m quiet
Is there someone in your life you wish you never met? : I could say yes, but then I would never have met the person I can’t live without
How many hours of sleep do you need to function? : To function? Like 5 minutes
What do you think Avril Lavigne is doing at the moment? : Do I give a shit?
What’s one fear are you most paranoid about? : Losing my connection with people…
Have you ran into an old friend recently? : No
Are you one to copy off someone or do the work? : Do the work
Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for more than a day? : Yup
Could you go a whole year without cursing? : Fuck no
Would you rather give up the computer or the TV? : TV
Have you ever liked someone who had a girl/boyfriend? : Ha
As of this minute, what is going through your mind? : I cant sleep so I’m taking this stupid survey
Does anyone know your password besides you? : To what?
Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? : Depends on the character of that person
Have you ever ridden a horse? : Nope
Are you a patient person? : Very
Could you go a day without eating? : I’ve gone 4 in a row
Honestly, are things going the way you planned? : No…
Are you a forgiving person? : Usually
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? : Every time
What is something you disliked about today? : Too much to list
When’s the last time you had a headache? : Right now
Is there anything that you are craving right now? : Sushi, sex, riding
What was the first thing you thought of this morning? : Holy shit its noon
What part of your body hurts right now? : My wrist cause brown belts that do wrist locks piss me off
Is there anyone you would like to just appear at your front door right now?: I can name 4 without even thinking
What is something that you realized today?: Life blows
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?: No?
Do you remember who your first crush was?: She was also my first girlfriend
Ever walked into the guy’s bathroom?: No shit
Have you ever cried from being so mad?: Nope
What’s a word that starts with the third letter of your first name?: The letter is c use your own imagination
Do you have a bad temper?: No
How many wives or husbands do you want?: Um… one?
What’s the closest pink object to you?: lol well…
Do you consider yourself lucky?: Quite the opposite
Whats on your bedroom floor right now?: Metal, like 10 pairs of pants, random shit
Do you trust anyone?: Answered this already
What’s your favorite color gummy bear?: Theyre all the same
What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?: No idea
If you could push one person off of a mountain, who would it be?: I could say but I’m not sure how well it would go over with someone who would possibly read this
Wish you could be somewhere else right now?: Yup
What color is your iPod?: Slate gray
What should you be doing right now? : Sleeping
Do you like roller coasters? : Eh
For nikkihu182 (Avenged Sevenfold - Seize the Day)
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
(Source: tankwang)
(Source: nekrolady)
Balisong (Butterfly Knife)
Time to Train
Lately I’ve been missing classes at the school because of work. I’m lucky if I can get in there even once a week. I see this as a challenge as to whether I can continue training without the direction of my instructors, or the encouragement of my classmates.
This morning I got up and practiced my stance form, then did 100 reps of each of the Xing Yi five element fists (not that easy); and then finished of with practicing my San Ti Shi stance. This was by no means a “warrior level” training session, but the victory was in doing something, rather than how much I did.
I will also say that starting my day with kung fu changes the way I carry myself and interact with people throughout the day. The physical and mental strength gained from a practice I was in no ways obligated to do, carries over into daily life.
Keep training!
You can’t undo a fall like this cause love don’t know what distance is.. (:
(Source: playthatcountrymusic)
Play “If you laugh you lose” with GIFs only at http://ifyoulaughyoulose.com/gifs
(Source: soulfulsock)
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.
I just died of cute.
(Source: groudon)